The Invisible Pink Unicorn Meets the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The conclusion of this story comes of course at the climax. The Invisible Pink Unicorn met the Flying Spaghetti Monster. At first, their relationship was rather cordial. But then the Unicorn started having opinions. See, what happened was that whilst living in the Kingdom of the Monster, Pinky Pie, alias The Invisible Pink Unicorn, started spreading her candy treats to all people worldwide. The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw through her evil trickery and banished her, thus provoking a war between the Meatball armies armed with forks and knives, and the Army of Marshmallow Bunnies. The Flying Spaghetti Monster of course won the war because meatballs are awesome and bunnies can’t really do anything, especially to meat since they’re vegetarians. So the meatballs won and the Unicorn descended, invisible of course, to the world to spread her evil candies.

And that kids is where candy comes from and where humanity is faced with a choice. Choose between the healthy and tasty combo of wheat, meat, and tomato in one… or the fattening and unhealthy, teeth-destroying candies. Those who pick the former are blessed with infinite sustenance from the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself, who endlessly provides those who ask for it with tasty and healthy sustenance. Those who pick the Unicorn just get fat and lose their teeth so they can never eat again.

Disclaimer: I don’t own nothing. Since it is double negative, which is grammatically incorrect, one can assume that I do in fact claim ownership but if they reach that ridiculous conclusion, that’s their fault.

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